Wheeler Hord

Copy That Converts

Hey, I’m Wheeler.

I write striking emails that capture sales.


Why email marketing?

According to the Data and Marketing Association, email marketing has an average ROI of 3800%! It’s an integral part of any inbound marketing strategy that wants to make big bucks — which should be all of them, right?

Okay, so that’s nice and all but that doesn’t mean every Joe Schmo that sends an email will get anywhere near that number.

Your marketing campaign can have all the bells and whistles, or actual bells and whistles, but without the right language, your contacts won’t be moved to do anything.

Great copy makes the difference.

Think about your favorite book. Why is it your favorite? Is it the cover? The characters? The concept? Or is it the way the entire thing is written?

Most likely, it’s the way the author makes you connect with the characters as if you know them, picture the detailed environment as if you’re there, and presents the story to you in an exciting way.

Your email copy is how you introduce your company, nurture your leads, build trust, and inspire contacts to take action.

Who’s This Guy?

Thick-blooded Alaska boy with a fascination for the written word.

I’m Hubspot certified in email marketing.

I write email copy that develops lasting relationships between your company and your contacts with lead nurturing.

I study your segmentation strategy and user data to ensure we’re sending the right content to the right person at the right time.

My priority is to help you establish trust, so it’s clear to your leads that you know what the hell you’re talking about.

I combine storytelling with tried-and-true sales tactics to drive conversions and create long-term customers that will keep coming back for more.



Email Copywriting

Are your emails not even getting opened? Maybe they are, but your subscribers move on without taking action? Let’s fix that.

We’ll create conversational copy that actually leads to you making beautiful money angels in piles of dollar dollar bills. If you want to, of course. That’s what I would do.

Open Up

Your emails are collecting proverbial dust in virtual inboxes. Let's nail the first impression so we can spread the knowledge on the best unicorn breeds and 25 interesting uses for Wasabi.


You're selling a solution to THEIR problem - not yours. We'll establish that foundation from the very first 'welcome' email.


All those fancy words and famous names you drop in your emails have caught your subscribers' attention. Time to capitalize. We’ll use powerful CTAs that close the deal.


Email Audit

Quick fixes for lasting results.

Have a rock-solid funnel and a game-changing product but can’t seem to get over that final hump?

I analyze data to identify where you’re losing earning potential and provide a detailed list of fixes.


Let’s Chat

Reach out. Start leveraging your list.

Give me any necessary details about your project and I’ll get back to you within 48 hours. We’ll talk for a bit to see if we’re the right fit.


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