I love writing so much I'm constantly jotting down ideas like flying bicycle ads, alien spy novels, and raunchy android sitcoms. My pen moves almost as fast as my brain.
I'm almost as picky of a consumer as I am an eater. I avoid pickles and onions like my vampire friends avoid garlic aioli.
How do some ads convince me never to buy from a company and others make me feel I can’t throw money at them quickly enough?
Compelling copy to the right person at the right time.
Copy is the perfect blend of beauty and substance. Words that inspire action. Me likey.
I don’t do fluff. I don’t scream at consumers. I don’t pull tricks.
Oh, You Want To Get Personal?
Born: Anchorage, Alaska
College: University of South Florida
Constantly Binging: The Office, Samurai Champloo, Seinfeld
Words I Live By: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Irrational Fear: Mash-up of my biggest fears - A spider clown